Bad Book Club: Unhinged (An Erotic Door Romance) *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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The girlies review the most literally unhinged book they’ve ever read, in which a sentient front door somehow convinces a woman to have sex with him. Well…yes!
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| 0:21.2 | So anyway, she's like, either I'm going to get kinkier than I ever thought I could, which, yeah, because once again, never in my wildest dreams would fucking adore. Like, maybe I'm not, like, it makes me think I'm not sexually open. No, me too. Because, well, Osmer, I was like, I don't have the creativity to imagine, like, the angle. And the thing is, she probably has fucked adore. Right. To write this. To have to think about. There's no way she hasn't fucked a door. Right. To have to think about. |
| 0:22.9 | There's no way she hasn't fucked a door. |
| 0:26.7 | Well, just that, yes, the knob insertion is so non-intuitive. |
| 0:28.8 | It's so not there's no way. And it seems like it's very obvious to the female protagonist. |
| 0:31.2 | Like, well, of course, obviously I put the knob of my pussy. |
| 0:33.7 | Right, right. |
| 0:34.5 | And so, I don't know she she tries to ask the door for consent which is very |
| 0:39.4 | endearing and so she's like jiggle in your frame if you don't want me to put my pussy on the door |
| 0:44.7 | he's like I'm standing he is like I better not move um and so then she's like I hope I don't get a UTI from this. |
| 0:56.9 | And she, I was also wondering, like, at this point, how is she going to, like, is she |
| 1:01.0 | going to, like, because where is she going to put her body? |
| 1:03.6 | Like, is she going to, I thought she was going to be on her, like, hands on the ground, |
| 1:07.3 | like feet up on the door. I thought she was going to like have her feet up like and be holding on to, like I thought |
| 1:14.2 | she was going to be air, but I didn't understand how. |
| 1:16.3 | Literally no, like I don't even understand one she describes. |
| 1:19.2 | I can think of like 20 other things you would fuck in your home before your friend of her. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.2 | Like like right now in your mind, imagine a woman trying to fuck a door. |
| 1:26.9 | And imagine like how. Where are her legs? |
| 1:29.3 | Where her legs? How is she holding herself up? Yeah. But she determines that she is going to get like a little Ottoman. |
| 1:37.4 | Yeah. And she brings it over in order to fuck the door. And apparently the Ottoman is just the perfect height, which is really crazy because |
| 1:44.2 | it's like, it's not that easy to find the right height for like sex in the first place. |
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