This is the 911 calls podcast with the operator and his trusty junior assistant, Mr.

Lou. Hey Luna, good day to you sir. Yeah, same to you, good day. Hey, do you have a grandma?

Yeah, she's pretty old 90 in her 90s. I'm a doctor for a while. No, really? Yeah, did she live nearby?

She lived in your body? No, she lived nearby. No, she lives really far away, like a three-day drive.

But me and my grandma, she kind of like not raised me, but she was a big part of my upbringing.

And she's still alive. We live provinces apart. There's a lot of weird issues in between it, but

Hey man, if you're asking me do I have a grandma? Yeah, if you asked me do I love my grandma?

Damn right too. There you go. I have one grandma that's still alive. The other is not alive anymore.

What'd you do? You know what? I'll put it this way. It's not what I did. It's what she did.

Right. I'll leave it at that. Yeah. And also if you ever in the West Wing of the Lear,

if you ever wander around that way and you smell something, just keep walking. Yeah, because that's

the Ops grandmother. Could be. And I don't know if that's living grandma smell or dead grandma smell,

but either way, you know. Either way, you're still feeding her gruel whenever you get the opportunity

to go on the West Corner of the Lear. Yeah, she's stuck where she said so we're all good.

I'm glad to hear that you have good relationship with the grandmother. Well, I did, but we don't talk

anymore so I'm not gonna act like it's great, but I mean, I love her, so she's she's she's a lot of

good things. It's a really touchy subject actually for me. Sure. Well, sorry, I mean, didn't mean to

bring up touches, but it's good, you know what? You know what? That's that's very the mature of you

that you can say that you love her, you know, in spite of wherever else that story goes. Oh no,

love her. Love her. Big time. No, there's nothing else going on. It's just that I feel kind of like

shitty that I've seen her for a long time and so. But we can't all have our grandmother's 50

pieces away in the right hand corner of a we can't, but that's why I'm brother here on the show right now.

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