Hello. Have you ever witnessed something that you could have

a swore was a crime, you know, and saying like, that has to be against the law. That can't be

legal to do that shit. That has to be, like someone has to be able to intervene legally for what

I'm seeing right now. And it turns out things like, I don't know, talking like a weird infant to someone you're having sex with in public to the point of like, you know, completely fucking up people's sonic piece, oral piece with your baby talk.

You say that has to be a crime.

Where the fucking, where's the judge, my honor, to fucking cast down a judgment upon these people?

And so I have created an app called Make It a Law.

What you do is it's like a sort of suggestion box.

You put in, you know, something that you think shouldn't, you should be against the law.

And we're not talking about like shit that's like fucking, you know, like we're not

talking about, you know, enhancing the carcoral state.

Okay.

We're talking about like, like Larry David type shit.

We don't mean like gerrymandering.

We mean like rules about returning sweaters.

Yeah, 100%.

Like if you have more than three hoodies from X's, that's, you have to pay each of them $700.

I'm sorry. That's just the rules because I disagree. Well, you see, that's what the beautiful thing about this app. That's what's a beautiful thing about this app is you can suggest these laws. And then they go to a council of very wealthy donors for the Republican Party.

Did you call me crazy in their relationship?

If so, fuck your hoodie.

Yeah, exactly.

I'm sleeping in it.

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