Bad Advice: Garden Gnome Drama
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show
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4.4 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sarah and Vinny on Alice. |
| 0:03.0 | Have a very nice day at work. |
| 0:05.0 | Alice at 973. |
| 0:07.0 | We used to do this segment called Bad Advice and then they, the problems run the gamut. |
| 0:12.0 | These are actual listeners who've written us with actual problems. |
| 0:16.0 | Today I'm going to do kind of a funny one and then one that I find heavy because I can relate to |
| 0:21.7 | it. Oh. I'll see what your thoughts are on this. You'll probably know the answer then, won't you? Well, I'm hoping that Janet is going to know the answers because Bob's mom is sitting in with us for a bit this morning and we're excited. You know, she's, this is a person with some experience under her belt and we'll find out what she thinks on these questions. |
| 0:38.7 | So if you have a problem, big or small, you can and with some experience under her belt, and we'll find out what she thinks on these questions. |
| 0:38.7 | So if you have a problem, big or small, you can email it to bad advice 973 at gmail.com, |
| 0:44.4 | and then listen and see if we solve your problem. |
| 0:47.1 | So I'm going to start with this one, and it's been hanging around for a while, because it's |
| 0:53.1 | light. |
| 0:53.5 | This is really light. |
| 0:54.6 | I laughed and I immediately knew how to solve the problem. |
| 0:57.5 | Oh, good. |
| 0:58.0 | So we'll see what everybody thinks. |
| 0:59.3 | This is garden drama. |
| 1:02.0 | Dear Sarah and Vinny, my homeowners association sent me an official notice claiming one of my |
| 1:06.9 | garden gnomes is inappropriate and sexually suggestive. |
| 1:10.1 | It's literally just a ceramic |
| 1:12.9 | gnome in a speedo holding a margarita. It's like a party gnome. So fun. But apparently, |
| 1:19.2 | quote, some neighbors have complained. I think it's hilarious and I refuse to remove it. My husband |
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