Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered. I'm Mary Catherine Ham. I'm your host. I'm here with the friend Vic Mattis of the Washington Free Beacon. How are you feeling, Vic?

I'm very tired. As you know, I do the Sub Beacon on 3rd. We did it on Wednesday night.

We do an hour for the main show and then the bonus episode, which comes out on Mondays.

And it was basically 90 minutes on Nicholas Cage.. I'm really, I've caged out.

So that's that.

Other than that, I just wanted to wish you a happy Cinco de Mayo.

Oh, thank you very much.

Although I'm not seeing anywhere or anything talking about it today, which is very strange.

And it used to be a very big thing, but I don't know, is it because of cultural

appropriation that we don't see big synchondomyro celebrations anymore? It might be, actually,

in college, when I sat outside of the local burrito place with a sombrero on, I think that was

probably a hate crime. Did you wear like bandoliers and the guns in the mustache?

No, but it was one of, I think I might have,

I feel like I might have said this before.

It was one of my greatest college nights out because all of my college nights out were

dictated by the fact that I had very little money.

So this, on this particular night, the local burrito place, barbaritos, decided that it

would make, it was sort of a precursor to

Chipotle. It was that kind of thing. They made the mistake of telling college students they could

have endless chips and salsa. So we made, and I think it was just that night, I think they

might have abandoned this policy shortly afterwards. But on that night, we bought a couple cheap, cheap pitchers, and we ate chips and salsa

on the outdoor seating where all the drunks were going by, all the drunk college kids were

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