Backyard Disasters II: The Backyardening

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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The second annual edition of the Fullcast's open call for your worst backyard catastrophes did not disappoint, as our listeners spent their summers setting hornet's nests on fire, watching their fathers drive lawnmowers into bodies of water, burning evergreen trees and discovering why they are called "nature's portable dynamite," taking children to the emergency room after horrific family football games, and knocking out the power to whole swaths of their hometowns by throwing used sports gear at vulnerable pieces of public infrastructure. You are all very stupid, and we are so happy about it right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mmm, and welcome to the shutdown forecast.
0:05.7	This is a special edition of the show.
0:08.0	Before we get to the college football season,
0:10.3	we like to settle a bunch of business.
0:11.9	We like to empty the ledgers, get it all out
0:15.3	before we engage on a four month marathon
0:18.9	through our magnificent sports,
0:21.9	festive, expansive chaotic season.
0:25.6	And we're lucky enough to cover this sport
0:28.8	because this sport happens in fall.
0:31.4	And people spend a lot of the proceeding season,
0:34.8	AKA the worst season, summer,
0:38.4	or as I like to call it, winter and hell,
0:42.7	that season, you spend a lot of it in your yard.
0:46.0	Last season, right before we got started,
0:49.2	we did a show.
0:52.0	Holly, how long did we plan for this show?
0:55.0	I think that you realized that day
0:57.5	that you were the only one of the trio of hosts
1:00.7	who was gonna be present that day.
1:03.2	Because why would you remember that Jason Ann Ryan
1:07.8	took vacations with their families,
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