What happens when three buffoons give life advice,

explore unrealistic situations,

and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

A scut-lady-pip-boop, diddle, and ding, don't.

Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Funny voice is always there in the event of an emergency.

I got a nine from Jason.

I honestly think that was my favorite one you've ever done.

And here's why.

Peeling back the curtain, Spitwads.

Andrew Holloway is a wreck.

He is a wreck right now.

He had no sleep.

He had a little sleep on the couch at lunchtime.

Until?

Yeah, until I slam the door. I was going for lunch. I come back. Oh, he burst in like a rhino. I didn't expect someone sleeping in our lunchroom. That's fair. That's fair. What did you do to the door? I just walked in. I just walked in. He jumped through the glass. I left the door behind me to just shut on its own and then I was too

far in when I saw there was a man sleeping in the room to go back and catch the door so you you let the

door door door door this is an automatic shutting door and so then all of a sudden so I stop

me I stop by pause that was like a bomb drop and I look over and there's a man sleeping with his back to me on the couch. And I go, oh, I wonder if I could get the badoar. And then the door shuts. And he gets shocked awake. Oh, man. Did you just make the sound effect for a closing door, the word door?

No, but.

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