I don't understand the differences between these waters, though.

Of all waters?

Well, I like some, but like...

The spring and the distilled and the...

Yeah, it's a lot going on.

And then, like, I get the alkaline.

I've had to do some research on that.

But when you tell me, like, it's a mountain spring,

I'm like, what mountain and what spring?

You know, the mountain. And then that just seems like it's like it's a mountain spring, I'm like, what mountain and what spring? You know the mountain.

And then that just seems like it tastes like dirt.

I've seen water come out of a stream.

I'm like, oh.

I mean, that's the best kind.

There's fish smashing in there.

Like, what do they do to it afterwards?

You just giving me this right out the gate they go right to the mountain with a cup and then they put it in these bottles yeah you know what's fresh from the tap I'm just like this is probably full of germs

dog I mean that's what life is egg semen life is all about microorganisms you can't escape I think

I want to I think I don't want.

But there's no escape.

Do they boil at first?

They should have the whole process on there.

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