Oh, please, no, listen, I'm a long guy too, I understand.

I get it.

I respect the dedication to, uh, to the grass.

Okay, here we go, coming down in three, two, uh, Elliot, I want to get to the entire situation

with the New York Rangers, what happened with John Davidson, what happened with Jeff

Gordon, what's happening now with Chris Jury, what's happening with James Dolan, what's

happening with NHL fines, but first, I want you to put your phone down.

And I want you to close your eyes and just think about this scenario that I'm going to

present to you, okay?

I want you to imagine it's a beautiful afternoon of deep summer, it's lovely day, little

breeze in the air, the sun is out, you're having a nice little sit on a park bench.

And you say to yourself, hmm, I'm thirsty, I'm going to walk over to that water fountain

and have a drink of water.

And as you stand up, you put your wallet and your car keys on the bench and you go

and you have a drink.

Oh, it's refreshing, delightful, it's a hot day, you come back, well, refresh your

boat to sit down and you realize the keys in your wallet are gone.

Now, in this scenario, two things have happened.

One, it's wrong that your keys in wallet were stolen and as a society, we should look

upon that act and say, that's wrong, but I think at the same time, too, as a society,

we should probably look at Elliott Friedman and say, what the hell were you thinking?

Sometimes there are just situations in life and in sports when two things can be right.

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