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Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show.

Before we get going, here's some stuff you should know.

To tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he

says potato salad or sweat to God those expressions are comedic little darling if Todd means the truth he always says to George

Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt Todd's almost always joking when he says

Added it out the intro goes long because Todd's so big-hearted other podcast

in before his gets started.

The intros are recorded on a phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the Time Glass show

and number one. So welcome to the show.

Hey, wow, how are you?

How are you? Are you good? You are?

I know it sounds so alright already, but the deep breath thing it really does sometimes look if you had

just found out horrible news maybe taking deep breaths wouldn't work I'm just

talking about the sand some of the roughness off of a day that's

basically okay just a little stressful. Sometimes John Brant Wagner joins me.

Right? You know why I do it because it reminds me of course because it reminds me to do it because I'm the worst at. If I'm not telling you to do it, most of the time I forget to do it.

It's the only time I get to do it.

You probably thought up till now,

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