Hey, hey, hey, short rounds and Benson Burners.

My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that loves San Francisco, the Castro Theater, and SF sketchfest.com.

Coming to you from a hotel room in San Francisco on Monday, January 16th, 2016, MLK Day.

I'm going to fly back to Los Angeles today and do a Doug Love's movies taping at Meltdown

Comics in the back there in the nerd melt showroom at 420-ish. Three great guests. I wouldn't call them

angry men. Well, I'd call one of them a madman. I've said too much. I had as good a time as a person could have watching 50 shades of

gray with their dick in their pants or vagina in their dick. Yesterday at the Castro

Theater with co-interruptors, Scott Thompson, Aparnanunachirla,

Steve Agee, and Wyatt Seneck, and I'll play the opening moments from that show for you

in the back half of this mini.

Scott Thompson was a trooper.

He was not feeling well. He had that horrible flu that's going around.

And I said, you know, feel free to leave during the movie if you don't feel well.

And a little bit into the movie, he got up and left.

But it was fun to have him for a while,

and we soldiered through and watched the rest of the movie.

And then I promised the theater, and now I'm promising everyone,

because everything that's said on a mini is law.

I'm going to do, I'm not even to see 50 shades darker

until I can interrupt it in San Francisco at the Castro Theater.

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