Thank you for listening to this Podcast One production available on Apple Podcasts and Podcast One. I from Los Angeles. It's the Pheh phe. The Perez Hilton.

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Chris Booker.

Chris Booker.

It's Booker, baby, world famous Perez.

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Why, hello everyone, welcome to the P. H.P. I'm Booker. He's Perez.

What's going on, my man?

We are doing this.

Tutter. We are doing this. We're doing this.

We're doing it, man.

We're doing it at night.

I know, we're doing it at a different time.

So I'm totally off in every way. Well I know you had your kid today right?

Your kid went to school for day one I think that's what you told me.

Yeah but it's super stressful because I still don't have an accurate sense of what my mornings or days are going to be like because

Today was the first day and it was an unusual day because

typically the majority of the school that he's going to the parents just drop him off in the carpool lane

but for the first day they have everybody drop him off so it took a lot longer to do the whole process than normal

and then afterwards there was like this parent

coffee and then my daughter doesn't start school till tomorrow so I didn't have

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