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The We've had a lot of calls.

People with foreign bodies in the rectum

what is even bad people put all kinds of stuff up there and they don't

understand that so the wreck isn't like a vacuum it's going to suck it up there

and you're not getting it now wow i did not know that. A whole nine inch vibrators got sucked up into their anus. Wow. And you can't, you are not, it's a surgery. They need to do surgery to get that out of you. They need to open your colon and take it out that way. You cannot, it will not come back out.

Oh, my word.

So people are shoving stuff up there and they're like, man, I can't get it out.

And they say, well, you're going to have a fun surgical scar to talk about now.

Yeah, you certainly will.

He put it in Park True over the driver's door, ran out the side of the car, and crossed the front of it, and jumped right off the side of the bridge in front of you.

The only people are really pulled over were truckers.

He said, we're going hot and he didn't slow down.

He went across the median onto the oncoming traffic,

but where they could see him come and they just got out of the way.

I noticed his plane was really low.

He went right in front of us, hit the fence, and it spun around.

You know, 30 seconds more, he could have hit us that I went around that truck and a guy stepped out from behind the truck and threw a piece of wood and shot through my window just like a spear and stuck in the back of the cab of my truck that's probably one of the stranger things I've seen.

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I am Brian Merkel.

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