Back in the Basement! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: The Perfect Jeans: F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code GARBAGE15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/GARBAGE15 Promo Code: Garbage15 Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey gang, the back on the block tour rolls on.
0:02.5	We're going to be in Chicago and Indiana.
0:24.0	Get your tickets at RUGarbage.com and run up to squad. Come out and see us. Yeah, then we're doing some pop-up shows in Potsdown, Pennsylvania at Soul Joel's baby, limited tickets, get them before they're gone. And we're also doing the Netflix as a joke festival. Get your tickets before they're gone. We'd love to see you on you on the road do it la land hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this is are you garbage hey that little
0:30.3	show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy
0:34.0	just a big old piece of trash i'mash, Josh. I'm your host,
0:38.2	Hey, Trulli coming at you on a beautiful day.
0:40.2	As you can tell, we are back down in the basement here at Tootty's.
0:43.6	We have major flood damage.
0:46.6	We have a leak in the roof.
0:50.1	Yeah.
0:50.4	And it dripped down over our brand new studio edition that Toadie put in with her hard-earned slip and fall money.
0:59.7	And Tootty is now laying in that room where she has been for several days with a neck brace on in a crooked position because the insurance adjuster hasn't showed up.
1:10.1	But she is not moving so she knows
1:12.9	that she's going to get some pain and suffering.
1:15.8	Let her beak.
1:16.5	I also have a bad back from the from the from the leak and I'm very traumatized from it.
1:22.1	My co-host is not.
1:24.3	He's totally cool.
1:26.0	He doesn't need anything.
1:30.6	Kevin Ryan is with me here in the basement thanks a lot Henry I'm just thank you for pushing through your emotional damage and physical
1:36.7	in yes inabilities today with us the leak knocked out two of my teeth uh and made my w And made my wiener small. And put several pounds on me. I've been emotional eating since then. Don, you call this a dick. Who's our insurance company here? Geico. Is that who we have? Uh-huh. You fucking idiot, really? Hey, we keep you legal for less. We don't have guy also listen what's up everybody shout
2:02.1	to them shout out thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you review subscribe on itunes full
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