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May the 24th. May the 24th.

Oh, it doesn't matter. It doesn't work, does it? It only works on that one thing.

The fans have gone wild. Why? Because Harry Stiles appears on CBB's bedtime stories.

A programme probably watched by about three people.

They make such a big deal, don't they, about C.B.'s.

But he turned up in his pyjamas. He hadn't had a shave.

I mean, how many kids do you know don't have a shave?

And then he reads you a bedtime story.

And parents gushed over him saying their kids were so lucky to hear him reading

with his beautiful voice. As Harry Stiles does, get over yourself. Children were lucky. Honestly,

they do come up with garland. It's like if ever you read anything that the Beckham say about each

other, oh my gorgeous beautiful child, I'm so blessed to a bit. Oh, go away and grow up for God's sake. Nobody writes that garbage anymore. You know, you have it tattooed on your face. I saw somebody the other day. Oh, it was the bloke who skipped off with the refugee who came over from Poland. And she's now milking her story. I mean, I'm so... He's got tattoos all over his face and everything.

Really?

Do these people think beyond the end of their tattoo needle?

Because I do wonder, when you have a tattoo and you think, you put it on your face, it's there for life.

You've got it for life.

And as you age, you're going to look worse and worse and worse.

And I can only say that now, because basically, I mean, some people, they don't know when to

stop. Look at poor old Dave, Davey boy Beckham. Thank God he's not appearing live at the

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