Back in Black - Perils of the Beach

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 12 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In this segment from July 2019, Lewis Black sounds off about dangers plaguing American beaches, from shark attacks to flesh-eating bacteria to flying beach umbrellas. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Pfff!
0:03.7	It's summertime.
0:06.7	That wonderful time of the year when the sun is out,
0:10.3	kids are playing and I sweat so much my shirt
0:13.7	turns into a map of the Middle East.
0:16.1	My nipple is the gauze's strip.
0:18.7	You don't want to go anywhere near it.
0:21.2	And on the hottest days, you have a few options.
0:24.0	You can hydrate, you can stay indoors,
0:26.7	or you could always go to the beach,
0:29.0	but only if you want to die.
0:31.9	Sharks summertime, close encounters,
0:34.5	scares just feet from shore.
0:36.3	I'm a whiter.
0:37.4	In South Carolina, a shark in knee-deep water
0:40.5	just feet away from swimmers.
0:42.1	I got it!
0:44.3	And in New Jersey, a 16-foot, great white
0:46.9	feasting on a bag of bait before swimming away.
0:49.7	This year, Hawaii has already seen twice as many attacks
0:52.8	as they did all of last year.
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