BACK FROM THE DEAD

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

A caller told all her friends and acquaintances that her mother was dead, but now her mother is coming to her wedding. We discuss how she might be able to explain this one. After that a man investigates the sexual fetishes of his father, sister, and grandmother in order to learn more about himself. It is not as fucked up as it sounds. Or maybe it is. I don’t know. Finally a woman tells me that she has panic attacks every time she goes to take a shit, and how she has dealt with this extreme fear of the bathroom throughout her life. Try standing outside for 13 and a half minutes today. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hi, is this Marissa?
0:02.0	Yes.
0:03.0	How are you doing, Marissa?
0:05.0	I'm doing good. How are you?
0:08.0	Marissa, it says here that you're 27 years old from California.
0:15.0	It says that you lied to a bunch of people that your mom died
0:20.0	and that... and then you moved away and then you moved away and then now you have to face the people
0:28.3	that you lied to.
0:30.3	Is this a gang? Um, is this the gags?
0:35.0	This is gosh.
0:36.0	This is gers.
0:37.0	Okay, I'm on with a guess.
0:38.0	Marissa, why did you lie to a bunch of people that your mom died?
0:42.0	Let's start there.
0:44.6	Okay, so I lied to begin with because I just have a very,
0:51.8	I had a very tumultuous, just kind of crazy
0:54.9	crazy upbringing and a rough childhood so to speak and my mom just
1:00.1	wasn't in my life and it gets kind of exhausting having to answer people, you know, where's
1:07.2	your mom what happened, why aren't you guys on good terms and I made up the shitty lie that she passed away and I had died to avoid having to answer any more questions about my mom and kind of having to bring up trauma for me over and over again.
1:28.0	And you know I told this to everybody that I worked with.
1:34.5	My roommate, everyone, and my roommate even knew her.
1:38.3	We were friends for like over a decade and he first hand knew her and I ended up leaving a job a couple years later we moved to
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