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Music. What's up, everyone. It's in the office with Ria and Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday.

We have the wonderful Trent sitting with us today. Trent, welcome back to the show. How are you feeling? You just enlightened us on some news that you're thinking about doing. And, you know, maybe you get some good opinion on here. Maybe. It's great to be here. I feel great. And I told you guys that I might get LASIC. We love a health update on this podcast. If there's anything that we do, it's updating on everybody's health, whether that be the dentist or any other doctor, and now eyes.

And the reason why, this isn't just coming out of nowhere, yesterday morning, I got out of bed and I usually put my glasses like on a nightstand or on like a TV stand somewhere that's above the ground. And for whatever reason, I forgot that I put them right next to my bed on the ground. And I just stepped right on them. And I broke them. Bare foot or with a shoe? Barefoot. Oh my God. Powerful foot. So yeah. So I, and they were the only pair of glasses that I have. So I was like, I'm screwed. So I had to tape them all together and I had to drive to a vision work. Did you take a picture? I don't know if I did or not. Wait, how bad is your eyesight? Like without glasses. It's just, everything's very, very blurry. Like, is it unsafe for you to drive? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Wow. So I just got me thinking, like, as I was sitting there, I was like, I, you know,

first of all, why don't I only have one pair of glasses? That's a stupid thing to do. I was, that's what I was going to ask. I was like, that was your only pair? This is the only pair I got. You're just like holding it up. I had it all taped and it was just sort of cattywampus, which is a word I used on the golf podcast that I do.

And people thought I was speaking in alien language. Have you guys heard that word? I saw a tweet and I thought, hmm, he's never used that with us before. Here we go. Just did it. Explain it to me. Use it in a sentence and the definition. Do you know what cattywampus means? Origin. Yes. Like, so the reason it came up on the golf show is that... Unnamed.

That golf show is that.

Unnamed.

That golf show you do.

I.

With that scumbag, Frankie Burley.

He's such a scumbag.

I've been putting up art in my apartment.

And what I did recently was I hung up record shells.

I don't know if you saw it on my Instagram story.

It was four record shells that I don't know if you saw it on my Instagram story. It was four record shells that I must have missed that one. That I then put different records on and I can switch them out. I can put whatever records I want. And I was telling them that I measured it all out and I was sweating. But I wanted it to look good. I didn't want it to look catty wampus. Okay. So can I guess what that means? Of course. Is it like? Uneven. Wonky. Yeah, whatever they said. Yeah, crooked. Yeah. Like you don't want it to look wonky. Uneven. Uneven. Uneven, crooked, askew, even. I can't believe that, so the three of you didn't, hadn't heard that word. Never. Never. How often have you used the word cattywampus or heard it? I used it so casually on the golf show that they made us stop and be like. How do you spell that? C-A-D-D-I-W-O-M-P-A. That was close. Not an I, a Y, and not an O-N-A.

Wait, are you sure?

Because you said D, didn't you?

You said C-A-D-D-I-W-O-M-P-U-S. C-A-T-T-Y. D-D, I thought. No, it's T-T. T-T. Wait a second. definition.

I look, it's the first thing on my phone.

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