Hello, I'm historian Greg Jenner, host of the BBC podcast You're Dead to Me,

and I've written a children's book, it's called You Are History.

It's a funny, fact-filled look at the amazing history behind 50 of the things that you use

every day, from the alarm clock that wakes you up to the bed but you collapse in at night.

Because no matter how modern you feel, you're doing the same things that our ancient ancestors did too.

You just have cooler shoes. Get your copy of You Are History written by me,

Greg Jenner, and illustrated by Jenny Taylor from all good booksellers. Thank you.

And this is a bachelor clues. I'm back. Yes.

I took two weeks off, a much needed vacation, and I just unplugged, didn't watch any TV,

didn't check the internet. So now I'm back. Did I miss anything? Did anything happen?

Nope. All right, great. Pretty uneventful, Pays Case Spring Break, just enough without a hit.

Perfect. I'm still a person. In the eyes of the law.

And tell what, another month maybe? No, I'm just kidding. I obviously know

terrible shit happened in these United States of America over the past couple of weeks.

We're all still reeling from it, dealing with it, and seeing what's going to happen next as a result.

You have your throat replaced. I did have my throat replaced. I haven't tried singing yet, by the way.

I don't know if it's going to work out or not, but it's almost 100% healed now. I'm at like 98, 99%.

Just a little bit of a, there's a one side of it that still kind of hurts, but I can talk now,

and everything's good. Some people are saying you got the BBL of podcasting. What's that?

throat replacement. What's BBL?

Brazilian butt lift. I started getting like, I started going farther and farther on what kind of plastic

surgery you were having while you were gone. So that's just part of the law right now.

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