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🗓️ 30 July 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | And Hannah gets to say some things like, I don't know if I like all these rocky waters. |
0:05.2 | And it's like, are you talking about the water? |
0:07.2 | Are you talking about Jed's girlfriend? |
0:11.2 | Double meaning. |
0:16.0 | Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half-post podcast about the Bachelor franchise, |
0:20.8 | where we lovingly snark on the Bachelor and Bachelor adjacent shows. |
0:24.8 | Whether you love the Bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every single |
0:29.3 | delicious moment with you. |
0:31.1 | I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon. |
0:36.8 | Wow, part one of Hannah's big finale, epic four-hour two-night saga has concluded, |
0:43.4 | and I have to say, what a giant dud. |
0:47.0 | Seriously, I think that entire thing could have been wrapped up in like 40 minutes maybe. |
0:53.3 | Yeah, like in the past when they've had, clearly they have something they want to show us |
0:58.1 | tomorrow night that is out of the ordinary, some sort of drama. |
1:02.0 | So show us the first part and give us some new information. |
1:07.4 | It's just going to be a crazy information now tonight. |
1:10.5 | And I think the only real takeaway that we got from last night is that pilot Pete knows how to |
1:17.0 | fuck and his parents are super really happy about it, especially his mom. |
1:23.1 | Especially his mom, Chris Harrison, please. |
1:26.8 | Take note, moms can be proud of their son's boning too. |
1:30.7 | God's equality. |
1:32.5 | Doesn't actually sound that great when you say it like that. |
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