Yeah, you seem great, but like I trust my child's judgment. Right. It's not about my decision. Yeah, otherwise it would be Peter sorry

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So last night sucked. I was expecting fireworks and some sexy time in hot tubs and I got like another reason to call my therapist. I was so anxious after last night's episode

I'm upset. I was expecting like fallon like soft-cord just like that's what making out in the middle of my

Rachel deserves sprawled on heart-shaped beds none of that, but I do have 10 pages of single space notes because a lot of stuff happened

None of it was any fun, but to make it hopefully a little bit more fun today

We have Allison P Davis senior writer at the cut in New York magazine with us. Hey guys

And Allison has actually met Rachel in the flesh. I have so I feel like you bring a really you know an important

IRL perspective I'm a little surprised that she seemed like she's so fun that she did not deserve like this episode

She just said hot tubs right lack of hot tubs was like a crying to cry

They so I just like don't even know where to start

So we have to start with the fact that you should try to keep things moving and I'm just like

Her sister is pregnant right so we had to switch things up and they had to do the family dates earlier than they normally would so that kind of like

Through everything off. It's very confusing to start the fantasy sweet episode at the Hilton in Dallas

No, through the energy off like you can't introduce like the serious family talk and then be expected to go on like a sexy trip together

You know that's why they usually do it the opposite way

Although they do do the the hometown dates first then it's like it was so great to meet your family

I can't wait to phone you know

That's how it usually works in real life you take your girlfriend home to meet your entire family and then you do sex with

Mary

Exactly how

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