And they drink a little bit of champagne, which you know can just take the edge off anxiety

and drink before you go on a flight.

Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half-post podcast about the Bachelor franchise where we lovingly

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Whether you love the Bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every single

delicious moment with you.

I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

Here's a situation that the theme for me Claire.

You're a young lady, an eligible young lady with a law degree and a perfect bone structure.

And you're dating, let's say around 15 bachelors, some of whom are quite handsome or talented,

have successful careers.

And one of your bachelors presents you with like a chunk of 2x4 that has the word enchanting

carved into it in a sort of rough-hume fashion.

There's splinters having been sanded off, there's no sort of woodworking skill on display.

I guess my question is how much would this make you want him?

What's the opposite of a lady boner?

Like, can you're a clitoris and a sprawl back into itself?

Because I think that's the reaction I would have.

This feeling might be heightened if the man presenting the plywood also was a white supremacist.

But like how are you going to know?

So is there a guy out there that you would like to receive that piece of act?

Absolutely not.

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