You know, JoJo is very concerned that they can't make out and desecrate this temple.

I found it very erotic.

Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half-post podcast about the Bachelor franchise,

where we lovingly snark on the Bachelor and Bachelor adjacent shows.

Whether you love the Bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every

single delicious moment with you. I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

Last night, we watched a powerful woman find her voice. It was inspiring.

Yes, we put politics aside and we got to see JoJo, the Bachelor at,

breaking hearts and taking names and trying to fall in love with everyone.

It was just so amazing watching this fantasy sweet episode. I mean,

the romance, the sexual undertones, everything about it was just unstoppable.

I know, and the small chalk, the chatter, the awkward touches, the awkward references to

touching JoJo and maybe probably getting naked with her. It's all there.

And they were in this magical place where it's hotter than Florida and there's salt water and

music with pipes and gongs and a fisherman whose hard-earned catch you can steal and slobber on,

monkeys who are maybe smarter than Chase. And now we're here finally to talk all about it

with two of our all-time favorite guests, the Bachelor dudes Max Gotnick and Sammy Smith.

Thanks so much for joining us this morning.

Great to be here. You guys sound really enthusiastic.

I was thinking of it, I know how to say hello and tie.

I think if you just say an authentic cultural, right?

Robbie threw in a little bit of Spanish. Just to really fill it, you know,

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