Project Hail Mary is an awe-inspiring masterpiece.

I'm not an astronaut.

Critics are in agreement. It's utterly spellbinding.

So, I met an alien.

Mesmerizing and profoundly moving.

It's now or never.

Thumbs up, baby. Project Hail Mary. Amaze, amaze, amaze. In Cinemas Now. All right, at least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long. That's my opinion! You will never emotionally fulfill you. Because I don't want to be a part of it. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Close your legs to marry me and trash.

I'll tell you how I'm doing.

Not well, bitch.

Who going to check me, boo?

Welcome to Morally Corrupt.

I'm Rachel Lindsay and she is Callie Curry and

I just want to give the sigh because Callie and I were just podcasting yesterday.

And we're still very overwhelmed and a bit shook by the fallout from The Bachelorette.

If I'll speak for me, if I seem a little off, it's just because it has just been a lot.

And I'm going to be very candid.

I drank too much last night. I drank a lot too. Well, you were at least at a celebration. I know, but I, you know when you like think you're fine? Yes. And then you go to lay down and you're like, hmm. I passed out. You've drank too much. Passed out. My alarm went off at 7.30. And I was like, what's happening? Because I had to watch the shows for this. Because at the end of the day, guys, I am a professional at the end of the day. And Natasha, I was with Natasha last night, Natasha Parker. Shout to her. And we both, she just texted me.

She goes, should we do IVs?

I said, girl, I've been up since 7.30 working. You just woke up. And I said, I don't like IVs. They make me feel yucky. But she goes, it was that. No. They make me feel clammy. I've only had one good IV, and that was an Aspen. But otherwise, I don't like it when they come in my house.

I feel cold.

I feel cold. I feel, you know what

I feel like? I do feel cold. I start to look like this. But I like feeling cold when I'm like

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