Hello, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. Um, I'd love to say that we have a great show for you today.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Sessley told me not to open. Sorry. No, we have it. They didn't bring us a good show, but we have a good show.

We do. We absolutely do. We are going to make this. This is going to be one of, I feel like this might be one of our best shows.

Okay. Stephanie, that's so negative because it's definitely going to be one of our best shows.

I just feel like anybody who's a little seen to our show, you guys, if you're watching

the Bachelor, if you're, if you're only listening to our show and not watching the episode,

it'll all be the same to you, because it'll be a, it'll be a funny show.

But if you are torturing yourself by actually watching the show, then you know what I am

saying when I tell you that, what's that chat bot, that new thing where you can, chat

do you have to write things for you? Yes. I feel very strongly that just any app could have

written this episode. It was just all standard. Anything that's been said on the show before was

said. I mean, first of all, here's where I'm going to hard disagree. Oh, okay. I know I'm kidding.

Of course, of course. Oh my God. I mean, let's just, but let's not, okay, let's focus on the

positive. I'm trying to do a new thing. I'm trying to sort of let my inner sole fly like the

bird that it is. And really appreciate Zach and the shower lathering up, because if you take

a television program like the bachelor and you're like, how do we shake this shit up? How do we

like get people involved, engaged, take Zach, take him, take his clothes off, let his hairy chest

just kind of be in front of you for all in all its glory and let him lather up.

Do you think it's weird that I feel a tiny, tiny, tiny bit violated? Like, why do I have to watch

him take a shower? Every single episode, why? And not only does he take a shower, but it's a whole

thing where he's lathering up his hair. He's got soap products. He's got, I feel like he has different

oils in there. I mean, I have no idea why. Who thought this was a good idea if they think it's

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