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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Bachelor Zach: Ep 1: Nurse Alert

Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Stefanie Taylor

After Shows, Tv & Film, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.41.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Bachelor Zach is here to find his new (or first) best friend! Is she among these 30 nurses...I mean ladies? Find out now or at least let's meet everyone and make our predictions.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. I could not be less excited. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

0:23.2

People are thinking that I'm angry and that is not the case. I'm not angry. I'm sad. She's super

0:34.4

sad. You guys, let's gather and give a virtual hug to Stephanie who needs a hug. I'm not angry with

0:40.8

you people. I'm just disappointed in your behavior and your attitudes. Y'all are not making good

0:47.1

choices. Zach isn't making good choices. We are here for this. This is exciting. It's Stephanie

0:53.8

Wilder Taylor. You know that. And Necessali Nobler joining. So just fucking to break this shit

0:59.7

down. I'm actually very excited about this for some reason. I think that Zach is sort of,

1:07.8

if there's a male equivalent of a steppered wife, it's Zach. He was like made in a Disney studio

1:15.3

to me. He could not be more bland and vanilla and have zero personality. And just he's one of those

1:22.7

guys that tries to meld himself to like, no, whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling,

1:27.5

whatever joke. Oh, you're goofy. I'm goofy. I'm really goofy. Totally. But also, so I had this

1:34.7

thought kind of near the end of the episode where I was like, oh my god, every time Zach talks,

1:40.0

whether it's good or bad, whatever he's saying, like he kind of closes his eyes for a while.

1:45.0

And I was like, oh my god, he's Napoleon Dynamite. He does not look like him. Of course, he does not

1:49.6

look like Napoleon Dynamite, whatever that guy's real name is. John, whatever. He kind of just,

1:56.0

I have so my eyes are closed. No, they're open. They're cl- I'm Zach. They're cl- I'm so glad

2:02.8

you're on this journey closed eyes. It's kind of cute, but not. I mean, listen, this is one of

2:11.5

those weird things where he's he on paper. Mm-hmm. If you just are looking at him and you're not

2:18.7

talking to him at all, he's a very good looking guy's. I might say he's smart. Very hot. He on,

2:25.9

like, you know what I'm saying, but there's no spark in us. There's no sparkle happening.

2:30.6

There's a fear in his eyes. And I think as women, I'm serious, I think as women, we see that and

2:35.5

we're like, there's something just a little like, he's always a little nervous. He always looks, he

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