It's just when he is doing the sexy time movements, it just makes me think of like a flexible

Kendall, like the Elbow's move and the knees move. It's a lot of turn in. Yeah, you can turn the body

and it's like sort of if you put your Kendall in like a making out position and put it on top of the

Barbie. Yeah. Yeah. Somehow it just doesn't feel lifelike. Yeah.

Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half post podcast about the Bachelor franchise, where we lovingly

snark on the Bachelor and Bachelor adjacent shows. Whether you love the Bachelor or love to hate it,

we're here to break down every single delicious moment with you. I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

What a week. Not the fun lighthearted episode of the Bachelor that I was expecting or needing. It's

been a really tough week in media. It was a heavy week on the Bachelor, M&I and our guests needed a

lot of coffee really just to bring ourselves to the mic today. We're still we're still guzzling

we're we're powering through. So here we are joined as you can tell from his voice by Brett

Fairgaard. Hello. Recently unemployed. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks Buzzweed. But still an ardent bachelor

tweeter extraordinaire. And listen, we have more time than ever to just we can judge into the

void. And we can podcast just all day. And you don't have to go back to the office. And as we were

alluding to before, now we're literally just here to make friends. Like there's no like little

media tie that we need to do here. It's just so much friendship. More tweeting last getting paid.

We love it. I mean, even the bonds of friendship will survive the digital media blood bath. We

we're a family. We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay. That's what I keep telling myself. It's

fun. Fun transitional note. The women on the bachelor don't get paid. I mean, it's crazy how

much unpaid labor. I'm maybe surrounded by all the time. Maybe they should unionize. They should

unionize. Someone, Heather Schwaddle, not sure if I'm pronouncing that right, wrote about that for

a slate this week. And it was an interesting article all about the things that the women could

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