I know she's a shark doesn't have a blowhole and she has

skills she has skills and the mouth she doesn't have the dolphin clearly a

shark there is no question that is not a dolphin costume that is a

charm. Welcome to Here to Make Friends a half-post podcast about the

bachelor franchise where we lovingly snark on the bachelor and bachelor adjacent

shows whether you love the bachelor or love to hate it we're here to break down

every single delicious moment with you. I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

We try not to expect too much from the young women on the bachelor because you

know much like us M&I are millennials they came of age during a shattered

economy they came up through an educational system or showing a shark's tail

and high school apiology counts as a lesson plan and they've been left with this

global warming ravage planet thanks to their forebears our parents and our

grandparents it's tough right we don't expect a lot but a basic familiarity

with at least the ground level facts about your greatest obsession isn't

actually a lot like if you love dolphins and aspire to be a dolphin trainer

and also maybe want to be a dolphin shouldn't you be aware that dolphins don't

have gills and yet poor sweet Alexis arrived on night one in a classic

left-shark costume gills teeth sharky fin etc insisting that she was dressed

as a dolphin this level of ineptitude should maybe be disqualified even for

the bachelor except for the fact that she was quite charming I mean everyone

seemed very taken by it except every time that she got to talk with Nick all

he wanted to say is please just admit you're a shark I mean and she's clearly

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