Welcome to Here to Make Friends, a half-post podcast about the Bachelor franchise where we

lovingly snark on the Bachelor and Bachelor of Jason shows.

Whether you love the Bachelor or love to hate it, we're here to break down every single

delicious moment with you.

I'm Emma Gray and I'm Claire Fallon.

Guys, Ben has never been more in love.

He would marry his fiance tomorrow.

Of course, they're making us wait until next Monday night to find out whether that lucky

girl is Lauren or JoJo.

But in the meantime, the women told all, or at least some.

Yeah, as usual, it was more like the women interrupt each other to whine about jokes that

landed badly and who stole Ben first when.

But we got to see Jubilee looking flawless and acting impeccably.

The twins were reunited at last.

And of course, Leah stuck to her villain character without any apology whatsoever.

We still don't know exactly what happened with Leah's black eye, but we do know that

we'll be seeing lace and paradise, thank goodness.

And there was also a chicken there.

So hey, the night wasn't a total loss.

Later in the episode, we'll hear from Bachelor and Shark Tank director Ken Fuchs, who's

gonna provide some inside knowledge about the show.

But first to analyze everything we heard on the women tell all, we're joined by a couple

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