Hey, everybody, welcome to Rose Pricks. It's the bachelor roast where this season, Angel

Keeta Moore, my friend and I are making fun of these stupid assholes on bachelor in paradise.

Yes, it is so great. Before we begin though, I want to play a drum solo.

And then I'm going to start eating some chips. We're going to do what's on the menu with

Angel. Do you have just some ASMR? I've got some water. I did have a little bit of orange

chicken earlier, but you know, that just has way too many textures last week. It was actually peanut

brittle that I was eating from a brand deal that was beside me because I needed some sugar because

I was fading fast. That is funny. Somebody once accused me of clipping my nails on the podcast.

I wasn't. I was clicking my mouse around a little bit, but I was like, okay, I'm a little bit more

of a professional than somebody who would literally clip my nails. Well, I definitely was

clicking on my mouse and then my chair is not as quiet as it was once was like so or either I'm

just way bigger than what I was when I first bought it. So if I run side to side, it sounds like

you can kind of hear it's making all types of noises. So I'll try to be still.

You know, when it is when it is, we're home and we're zooming and we don't care. It's all good.

Here we go. But do you know what I do care about? I do care about our roast pricks.

And as Demi showing up to bachelor and paradise. I want to disrupt some things

with Linda Parker. You know, Alex Nicole Morgan, I'm here for the drama.

Bern, I just, you know, it felt like really harsh when you said you wanted to like develop

relationships with Megan Mador and Melanie Harris and Jenny Hardin. I mean, like who says that?

And Gabriel would never say that. Jamie Murray would never say that. So like, you know,

I'm just hoping I get a roast from Lauren Barnes. And Jennifer Falls.

I don't know about her, but like I wish Mallory would just stop talking. She's always talking

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