If you had to pick just one album to define the 21st century so far, what would it be? I'm Cole Kishna from Dysect. And I'm Charles Holmes from The Midnight Boys, and on Tuesday, July 29th, Cole and I are launching season four of Last Song Standing, but this year we're mixing things up. Instead of searching for an artist's greatest song, we're asking an even bigger question. What is the greatest album of the 21st century so far? Listen to last song standing on the Dysect podcast feed

or the Dysect YouTube channel starting Tuesday, July 29th. Hello and welcome to Bachelor Party.

I am Callie Curry and I am here with Juliet Littman and we are going to talk Bachelor

in Paradise finale, apparently.

But before we do that, I just need to check your temperature on a screen.

Did you know his name is Alan?

Yeah, he said in that interview that that's not his real name.

Okay, so full disclosure, I didn't watch all of his interview with Speedy Mormon.

Why did he say that? Is that his last name? That guy's name is Speedy Mormon, yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. I believe that's not his real name either. Speedy or Mormon?

I think both. I'm going to look it up right now. I'm going to ask Chat GPT, who is Speedy Mormon. I've gotten really into Chat GPT. I'm sort of embarrassed, but whatever. I mean, I use Chat GPT all the time, but... I know everyone does. I'm like late to it. What am I out with Ace? I don't know why he has to go after Nick and Alandria.

Like, I just don't know.

Like, I just, what is the point of that?

And I don't know why he's, like, sort of painting himself as a victim.

Everyone who is not Nick and Alandria or Jeremiah is just, like, making weird decisions.

And so, do I support what he did with that interview?

No. Did I watch all of it?

No. I just feel, I just feel like he needs to step away from the mic. Just do your relationship.

Yeah. There's just a few points that I need to like point out. Okay. That make no sense to me.

And because you love him so much, I'm just curious.

Continually through the interview, he kept saying, like, and, you know, like, obviously I wasn't there for clout because I already had it. And like, I wasn't there for followers because I already

had, I already had followers. And like, I'm exempt from that because, like, I already had, I was going to have a million followers regardless. Like, I was already going to do that. One, you had 800,000. So 200,000 is still a long way to go to a million. Just need to point that out. I also want to note 800,000 is a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. But you can make a lot of money off that. $200,000 is still like a long way to go. It's one-fourth of what you've built. So like saying that you were just going to get a million is kind of crazy. Second of all, it would actually be the opposite. If that is how you make your money and that's how you've built like your entire

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