Hi, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It is Bachelor in Paradise season. Oh, it is on,

successfully. I don't know what that voice was. Yeah, I'm coming in hot. I'm coming in hot.

And I don't think it's for all the right reasons, if I'm honest, because I am mad. You know what?

I am mad. I found myself, it's, the thing is, it's tough, is we're watching Golden Bachelor first.

And Golden Bachelor is everything that Bachelor in Paradise is not. Everyone seems to be there for

semi-right reasons, you know, right, right reason, at least right reasons adjacent, meaning maybe not,

they're not there for cloud. They're not Instagram models and talk influencers as far as we know.

I don't believe that anybody is pushing their brand or their business. It's like a lot of them

are retired. If they do have a business, I don't think they're like pushing it forward. I don't

think it's 70 or like, I've got to get my name out there for people to go to my website. Nobody

seems to be, everybody seems to be either there for love or for an adventure, try something new.

You know, maybe even if, even if they're there to be on TV, can you fault somebody who's in their

60s for being like, you know what? I've never had that experience. I would, I would like that.

Oh, yeah, we agree on this. It's the purest. It's like, it's like a little baby got born. Like,

Golden Bachelor is like a little baby, you know, baby skin, it's so soft, it smells good, like baby

powder. I guess that's probably the baby powder. Baby scalps, baby hair. But it's probably the shampoo.

Now that I think of it, I don't think the baby just has hair that smells like that. You pour some liquid

on it. No, it smells very fresh. They smell fresh and it's new and it's fresh and it's like a little,

like a little golden, like goose. Okay, I think I'm getting my metaphors mixed up a little bit.

But then you go over to bachelor paradise and it's like the meanest teenager you've ever, no

offense to teenagers. Yeah. But it's like a real, like kind of a bad seed. Like they're no longer,

you know, they're not innocent anymore. They're just, they don't smell good. They're just trying to

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