Welcome back to Paradise After Dark, the unofficial Bachelor in Paradise After Show coming to you live after the show.

Hey, Jackie.

Hi, Stephanie. Famously, yes, that is what an after show is. You watch it after the show. Hey, Jackie. Hi, Stephanie. Famously, yes, that is what an after

show is. You watch it after the show in case you guys didn't know. How did everyone like episode

nine? Is that what we're up to now? I've lost count. I feel like it was eight. Oh, no, but okay,

this is why I thought it was eight because we did audio

last time. But so like in our brains and in our drop box, it's episode eight. But like, no,

it's no what I mean? The episode of paradise is nine. Yeah, you're right. My, I would say my overall

logline thesis is this show still doesn't know what it wants to be. Like we have the beginning of the episode

with Hannah Brown pulling everyone to actually talk about engagements. The audacity to bring this

back around full circle and actually introduce the game show aspects. And like, no, but guys,

also it's about love. Who's getting engaged? We haven't talked about engagements in weeks.

And then they have the audacity to bring that back around.

And then like we have the challenge that, okay, that tests the couples.

But then we have the later dagger challenge that just feels like survivor-esque,

we're trying to stir the pot.

None of that really had anything to do with like being a compatible couple. So I'm just still confused with what we're watching. I think we're all quite confused. And we'll get to everything. So if you're new here, hi, welcome. Sit down. Get yourself comfortable. We're going to recap everything. Episode 9 has to offer. offer but first i think we need to go into the

creep corner because there is there's some things that have happened since last week that i think

we need to address mostly ali shia on the vile files what i thought was weird is like everyone

the reason why i tuned in one it's my job everyone was like, oh, she spilled so much tea.

You have to listen.

Oh, my God.

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