Hello, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's the day after Bachelor in Paradise, episode

6, morning after. Oh, some some recap podcasts aren't going to come to you the day after. They're

going to make you wait two days, but we're not like that. We're not like that. We're like a lot

of things. I have some flaws. I'm not going to lie. But one thing is making people wait. No way,

sir, ma'am. So I got a, you were probably happy about this because you were out of the screening

last night, but I was rushing around because I had a very busy anxiety, provoking day yesterday. And

watching Bachelor in Paradise was something that I was like hurrying up to get everything out of

the way so that I could really sit down with my Chipotle and properly watch it. And then it

didn't start tonight at the clock. Yeah, that made us go way into the night because football,

uh, yeah, they're just, I'm surprised they gave us two hours. You would think at that point,

they'd be like, okay, that's a football schedule. So let's just do an hour. We could probably get

all that. We don't, let's do less b-roll of bird shots, no lizards, no, actually, there weren't a

lot of lizards. There were no crabs last night. Well, that we could see. There was HPV.

Why would I sing that? Uh, speaking of that, that's a good segue into Casey.

Oh my gosh. Okay. I have so many thoughts about this episode. Let's get into it.

Let's, let's start. Well, I don't know if I'm starting my beginning. My first note I took

was about Michael. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm so mad about Michael. Oh, he feels alone. Oh, he just can't

find anybody. He feels alone. He's so sad. Why is it so hard for Michael?

Is that what I'm talking about? I am so happy. Listen, there is so much sob story going on with Michael.

And I do, I am not a monster. I get that his wife did. I really do. But there is something that just

does not sit well with me with this guy. He feels so smarmy. Is it that the beard doesn't

match the hair? Could that, I mean, the beard is so darned. He's overdying the beard.

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