Hey, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks, uh, the podcast where we make fun of the bachelor.

And here's Sessley Nobler. I cannot tell you. I don't know what's happening, but I'm so

genuinely excited about today. Well, today we're always excited, right? This is this is our

roasting. We are a here for this. We are here for Zach and his ladies. This is one of my favorite

episodes. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to, um, do this episode on this regular show

that you're listening to right now. This, there's, we're going to split it into three parts. The second

10 ladies, special ladies, special ladies on our Patreon this week. The third set of ladies,

special ladies, special special ladies that need special floors is going to be on next week's

episode. Then we're going to do predictions on Patreon. And then it's going to be time for Zach,

shall cross. I cannot believe how fast this went. I mean, just yesterday, it seemed like Zach was

the guy that we were like, no way. Can he be the bachelor? And now here we are. He's little Zach

is the I'm the I'm the bachelor and I have a little bit of a tight throat. You're going to be

hearing that a lie. It's also my Harrison Ford impression. It's both. I don't know why you would

think so. Now, if you want to follow along, we are on the abc.com, uh, cast list. Yes. And I want

I just want to start us out by saying that just Zach's picture. Now we know Zach. We know what we

know and love him. No, we don't. Yeah. But we do know him. But what I find really interesting

that is that Zach's promo shot has such a shadow. He has, he's, it's like facial hair. But

like he was got kidnapped and held for a few, like he has the most baby, baby, baby, baby,

face. But then he was, he was caught somewhere on an island, but he can't grow a beard. That's

what it looks like. It just looks like patchy darkness. And it's not working for me. Here's

what I see when I look at him. And we'll get to him. I see somebody who has a secret.

He has some kind of goddamn secret. I don't know what it is. We will find out. But there's

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