right so hello welcome back to the batch and arthur podcast everyone who we're here for episode

nine oh my gosh oh well we're already off on a bad start because that green little twat's piping up. You can't stand him, can't stand him? And it's because he stole your bitch. It's because he's... Fair, motherfucker. It's because he's so unoriginal. He can keep that way. So unoriginal. It's just, bro, there's nothing unique about him. You've just got, yeah. Bro, lives in a glass box for 10,000 other clones.

Me, however.

Oh, wait, how can I say that? Wait, get back to the mothership boy. How can I say that when I'm growing out, my mullin? My mullet. Actually, loads of people asking about this, and George is going to cook me for this, because he, when we went out for dinner with the boys the other day, he was like,

why have you done two episode segments on mullet and i was like oh it's because of the time we had to

go back in time and like speak about it and now i'm gonna make it three because because everyone

keeps asking like why the why the hell did you have a mullet for like a week and then it's gone oh yeah

i feel like with that hairstyle you need to get haircuts more frequently yeah um and then i had it a haircut and he cut

the top really short cut the sides really short and left it completely on the back and i was like i

looked like i'm walking around with a ponytail or something it looked really weird right so i went back

in most awkward experience ever you went back into the same bar. I went back to the same barber about three hours later. And he just like was getting ready to leave and he had his stuff. And he was like, your hair grows quickly. And I was like, oh, God. And I, he actually ended up taking it really well, although I wanted to kill myself the entire time. I sat in the chair. It felt so awkward. But I was just like, it's really long on the back. I just, I'd like

it short. I'd like it to match the top. And then like, he just goes, oh, no, worries. Like, didn't charge me. He was very sweet about it. Cut it. And then I looked and I was like, was it gone. no can you put it back on actually

I changed my mind

it's not like a GTA Barber's

but you can have stuff back on

so I like

so weird

I like the way it looked

in the first episode No, can you put it back on? I changed my mind. It's not like a GTA barber's where you can have stuff back on.

So I like...

I like the way it looked in the first episode we dropped with it on, where it was like a bit longer and curly, and now it's just gone, but I'll go out and go out back. Oh, it'll come back. But yours fluctuates a lot, either way you are. Yeah, it does. is because I'm very slow at getting my haircut.

I always put it off

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