Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host, Justin Macro.

I'm Sydney Macro.

Now here's what we do on this show. If you've never listened before, we're going to take into the annals of medical history and find some of the weird, wild, goofy, scary, terrible, no good, very bad.

But sometimes funny ways that we've tried to heal people over the years.

That's right, Justin. Thanks for that intro to our intro.

It's been a few hundred episodes since I have mentioned what the show is.

I thought I'd just pop one off. I guess it's your first time listening.

Hey, maybe this is when you share with people. Say, hey, they talk about what the show is at the beginning of this.

You're not going to be lost. What is the show?

I think this is a good representation of Saubones because we talk about stuff that happened in the past that we had wrong.

And then sometimes we talk about stuff that we're still doing now that is wrong.

This one is like, this one spans time.

Are you telling me this is a cure from the future?

No, this one is from the past. This is where we went. This is on a podcast.

There's always the possibility that we're talking about something that hasn't ever seemed to work.

And then we're going to find out in a hundred years does work.

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