Welcome back to the Batch and Arthur podcast. That's right. As you'd expect, after episode 27, we have reached episode 28.

And Batch is the guest on this episode. Let's go. Arthur was the guest last week. Now, I'm the guest this week. Thanks for having me on, man. It's all right. I love the star on your face. It's a pleasure. Oh, they can't see it. It's on this side. Sorry. Oh, for all your listeners and people who can't see through his cheeks. Of course, we love staring at all of your cheeks. But the one on your left cheek, there's a big black star. you've been wearing spot stickers out and about way more frequently lately because i just bought a pack i just bought a pack they're good aren't they they're really effective they're really good and i and i think it's a nice way to cover up a disgusting horrible spot that's bubbling beneath you don't really get spotty but lately you've been putting more stuff you more you're breaking this is actually covering this is covering a scar which I've put vitamin C on to light. So that's a fun fact.

That's an interesting, how do I get this, how'd I get these scars? Well, my father. My father came home drunk one day. And he, I don't actually know this story because he tells everyone a different story, but I think it's a Chelsea smile. If that helps. The Joker did not. Anyway. Oh, Joker went West Ham away. No, I think he did. And that's why he ended up like that. Anyway, on this episode, we're going to be covering a catch-up. Comets, Mr. Beasts.

I thought it was a Mr. Bean.

Mr. Beasts, Team Water and fan-writings.

But on the catch-up section of things, what have you been up to lately?

What has been?

Oh, I've been, I'm currently in the process of hiring my second editor.

Oh.

Second personal assistant type thing. Let's talk about that.

Can you reveal any about Jake at the moment?

The fact you've got a right-hand guy?

So yeah, I've had a right-hand man kind of thing helping me the entire last couple years.

Yeah.

Just kind of like full-time editor helps me edit all my videos well does all the editing uh very

very talented very charming man grooms me yeah he does i know i mean groom like that he he licks his

hand and does my eyebrows before every podcast episode he used to come to your office and work from there

yeah well yeah um yeah back when I lived in a

house before I moved to an apartment. But yeah, no, yeah, so it's been really helpful. I've always

kind of liked the idea of having full-time staff rather than freelance because they're never going

to randomly disappear on holiday.

I'll be like, sorry, I'm taking work for another client or change their life plans really quickly.

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