Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, but she has an explanation. Vogue somehow digs out a memory from three years old, we remember a terrifying kids film from 1985 and a powerful update about Peanut the squirrel (RIP).

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0:00.0	Now, time to thank our partner of this episode, Channel 4 and E4.
0:03.9	Joanne, the world of dating is full of lies and deceit.
0:07.3	Really, Vogue.
0:08.5	Now tell me about the lies and deceit from your perspective as a happily married woman.
0:12.1	I'm just going off what you tell me.
0:13.4	And you're absolutely right.
0:15.0	Because there's all the lying and the catfishing and the deceit and sure, that's just me.
0:20.0	God knows what they're doing. Dating officially
0:22.3	needs saving. Luckily, brand new dating reality series, The Honesty Box is here to do just that,
0:28.4	offering a brand new approach to finding love. It's time dating got honest and the honesty box
0:33.8	demands total honesty. In this bold new dating show,
0:37.7	honesty and sincerity are the only path to true love.
0:41.0	There's just one rule.
0:42.6	Do not lie.
0:45.1	Oh, it'll be so hard.
0:47.2	Everyone's at least telling a little lie on a day, surely.
0:49.7	Ah, yeah, sure.
0:50.4	I'm chatting to a lot at the moment who thinks I'm a 25-year-old nurse.
0:59.0	Each day in a sun-soaked villa these singles must face the honesty box a cutting edge AI lie detecting system where they'll be asked probing questions to see if
1:04.9	total truthfulness can unlock the door to everlasting love oh Oh, it makes me anxious.
1:12.0	You've nothing to worry about folk.
1:13.8	Once you're married, the truth goes out the window.
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