Hey Teresa? Yes, Travis.

What do you do with a dirty baby?

I don't know.

You give it a baby shower. It's sranters! Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife host

Teresa McElroy and you're listening to Schmannners. It's extraordinary etiquette for

ordinary occasions. Hello my dove. Hello how are you doing? I'm doing all right. I'm you know hanging in there. Yeah. It's the home stretch now for me literally and figuratively.

That's true, we just found an apartment in Cincinnati, so we're moving there soon,

and we're, what, five weeks out, something like that, from having a baby?

Yeah. Also, we just had our third year wedding anniversary. something like that from having a baby? Five or six weeks, yeah.

Also, we just had our third year wedding anniversary,

so happy anniversary, my love.

That's why this is growing up late.

We spent the day just enjoying each other's company.

That's not true. We just had stuff to take care. Well I mean I did enjoy your company while we did it. I enjoyed your company as well. I think you know what? I

think you're great. Let's get married. That's a great idea. Let's do it all over again and get a whole bunch of new presents.

Speaking of presents. Oh, is that your segue? Yeah, I think so.

That's what just happens.

I didn't plan that, but it did come out, didn't it?

So we're talking about baby showers this week.

We've already had one, we've got another one coming up pretty soon.

Tell me anything about baby showers. We've got another one coming up pretty soon.

Tell me anything about baby showers. Okay, well, first of all, I would like you to tell me how you feel about baby showers because I am a female and traditionally

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