Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of the Columtera podcast. Today's guest, David Cajiano. You remember him. He used to be a regular on the pod. Go follow him. I've got dates. First of all, go support the Patreon. It's only a dollar a month. You can sign up right now for seven days for free, a free trial. And I do a solo podcast once a week

where I just ramble about crazy shit

and I do go to places that should not be out in the public.

So columnturl.com,

Patreon, forward slash columnturl.com for that.

But I'm on the road.

And just let me list these places

because tickets ain't doing well. Sunnyvale, California. Terl.com for that, but I'm on the road and let me just let me list these places because

tickets ain't doing well.

Sunnyvale, California coming up, Greveille, South Carolina, Seattle, Washington, Portland,

Oregon, boat first time being in Seattle or Portland, Long Island, New York, Tampa, Florida,

side splitters, come on out for that, July 18th to 20th, that's going to rule. Poor Charlotte, Florida, Jacksonville, Florida, side splitters. Come on out for that, July 18 to 20. That's going to rule.

Poor Charlotte, Florida, Jacksonville, Florida, Cincinnati, Ohio, Tulsa, Oklahoma, and then loads more dates.

Also, Galway Comedy Festival, October 24th to 26th. Go there. It's in Ireland. That's in Ireland.

So if you're an Irish boy, come check out me. I'm doing an hour one of those nights and then I'm doing some showcase shows. Now I'm doing a weekend in Liverpool. I might try out a Dublin date. I don't know. Just loads more dates on the lineup on the website and we're adding more all the time. Columterill.com for all of those dates and then is coming out too, but you've got to go to Patreon if you want to get that. Patreon 4 slash column turtle. And the next goal is that we're going to fry an egg. So once we hit 830-something subscribers, I'll be frying an egg and I'll be making the video and it'll be exclusive on Patreon. but I promise you it's obviously not going to just be me frying an egg.

It's going to be huge.

Bye.

Yeah, it's recorded.

Let's record.

Let's record.

Now start with a little bit of music for the boys at home.

What? What? And I'll start with a little bit of music for the boys at home. What is Collie T's disc track?

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