Baby Names, Bad Decisions & Grandma Losing Her Mind
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
On today’s funny podcast, The Rizzuto Show dives headfirst into one of life’s most innocent decisions that somehow becomes absolute chaos: naming a baby. King Scott is expecting (yes, really), and instead of peace and joy, he’s getting unsolicited opinions, generational judgment, and probably at least one relative ready to disown him over a name choice.
The guys break down why baby names turn into family battlegrounds faster than you can say “Ichabod,” including the classic mistake parents make—telling people the name before the baby is born. Rookie move. Suddenly it’s not your kid anymore, it’s a public voting system where Grandma thinks she’s the final boss.
We get into real-life horror stories of names gone wrong, including unfortunate combinations like “Justin Case,” legendary real humans like “Dick Hurts,” and the kind of last-name disasters that should honestly require legal intervention. There’s also a deep dive into how generational taste plays a role—why older relatives are stuck on “Ashley” while newer parents are out here naming kids like indie coffee shops.
And because this is The Rizzuto Show and we can’t stay on track, things spiral into gender reveal disasters at restaurants (yes, glitter was involved, and yes, it went exactly how you think), plus a completely unnecessary but hilarious app that lets you slap your laptop for entertainment. Because of course that exists.
This funny podcast episode is packed with ridiculous stories, relatable family tension, and the reminder that no matter what you name your kid… someone in your family will hate it. Probably loudly. Probably at dinner.
So whether you’re expecting a baby, avoiding family gatherings, or just here for the chaos, this funny podcast delivers exactly what you came for: laughs, bad decisions, and proof that common sense is optional.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Scott, welcome back to the risuto show. |
| 0:06.0 | Scott, I'm going to put you on the hot mic here for a second, put you on the hot seat, |
| 0:10.0 | just because, you know, you announced recently that you and Allison are having the baby. |
| 0:15.0 | It's going to be August, right? |
| 0:17.0 | All right, St. Louis, real talk. |
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| 0:32.7 | was tight the whole way and the biggest thing they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. |
| 0:38.8 | That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, |
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