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Cut the fucking check. Welcome back to the Ross Bolin podcast.

I'm Ross Bolin.

And today is going to be all about having a good time, okay?

We're going to get some laughs in.

We're going to stay lighthearted because life is heavy.

We need a good mental break now and then,

and I'm going to try to

provide that today more so than usual, okay? So like, I'll start with a, with an uplifting

personal story. I bought my kid some Jordans, the other day, a pair of Air Jordans, you know,

but, and when I say some, I mean two pairs and a pair

of Uzi foam runners, but the Jordans are crib booties for like, for the crib, and I'm so excited

to stick them on their tiny little baby feet. And if you're like, oh, Lord, here we go,

this sneakerhead douchebag is going to blow his kids college fund on baby shoes that the baby

outgrows in three weeks. Then no, ma'am or sir, judging me. I learned my lesson with my stepdaughter.

I bought her some yeezy slides when she was two. She wore them two times and now her gigantic

fucking feet don't fit in the shoes. Also her G-mom let her wear the slides in her truck bed,

and they got absolutely destroyed with like black tar or whatever was back there,

and they were a beautiful neon yellow before that.

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