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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Baby Jordans and Non-Food Smells

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Ross Bolen discusses baby shoes and takes questions from Twitter surrounding a variety of topics including non-food smells, parenting, Big Poppa Smoke, urinal etiquette, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ross moment

0:30.0

Kar�an

0:55.7

Welcome back to the Ross Bolin podcast. I'm Ross Bolin and

1:00.6

Today is gonna be all about having a good time. Okay, we're gonna get some laughs in

1:04.6

We're gonna stay lighthearted

1:06.6

Because life is heavy. We need a good mental break now and then and I'm gonna try to provide that

1:12.3

Today more so than usual, okay?

1:15.9

So like I'll start with a with an uplifting personal story. I bought my kid

1:20.9

Some Jordans the other pair of air Jordans the you know

1:26.3

But and when I say some I mean two pairs and a pair of easy foam runners

1:30.7

But the Jordans are crib booties for like for the crib and I'm so excited to

1:36.4

Stick them on their tiny little baby feet and if you're like oh Lord here we go this sneaker head douchebag is gonna blow

1:42.3

His kids college fun on baby shoes that the baby out grows in three weeks

1:46.8

Then no ma'am or sir judging me

1:49.1

I learned my lesson with my stepdaughter. I bought her some easy slides when she was two

1:55.1

She wore them two times and now her gigantic fucking feet don't fit in the shoes

1:59.7

Also her g-mom let her wear the slides in her truck bed

2:02.4

And they got absolutely destroyed with like black tar or whatever was back there and they were a beautiful neon yellow before that

2:09.1

Anyway, the point is I learned my lesson and I am done

2:12.0

I'm cutting myself off as far as buying shoes for my own born child goes

2:17.0

But these fucking Jordans they're the cutest thing you've ever seen in your entire life

2:24.2

They're just unbelievable

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