The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're

all there in Barland's all day. Stay tuned.

All right, I'm Alexander Edward.

And I'm Tony Boswell.

And we are Minian Death Cult.

The world is ending.

Cannibalism is responsible.

We're documenting it.

What's up, everybody?

Thanks for tuning in.

We have a just jam-packed episode.

I think it's going to be a lot of fun for everyone.

We have special guests here too as well.

But before we get into that, we just have a bit of news to tease out.

And this is kind of like really, I don't know, it's really an unfair thing to do to the listener because this news is so great.

And we just can't give you all. We can't give you everything right now, but we can say that we will be touring with street fight down the West Coast at the beginning of next month, November.

We're super thrilled that they asked us to do this. We will be appearing live with

them, opening for them, several dates. Tickets are not available for sale yet. So stay tuned,

pay attention, look for that stuff on Twitter and Instagram, but we're just, uh, we're happy to have been given the chance

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