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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, I'm just listening for my name.

I don't know what that means, but we'll find out in just a bit.

Wait until you hear this letter.

But right now, it is time for the prank phone call with the nephew. Hey, Neff. What you got? Hey, Neff. Neff up in him. As a fact, you know, since we made the announcement, it's going to be Thomas Miles today. Oh, the Ator, the Thespian. Yes. Okay. Yes. Thank you so much. But this right here is baby chick. I know y'all been hearing the price of eggs are high and a lot of things going on with these eggs. People smuggling eggs. There's a lot going on. They selling them like dope dealer. Got that egg. Got that egg. I got that egg. You're looking for that egg. I got that dozen. I got that dozen. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I got them. I got brown eggs. Uh-oh. Top of the line. Top of the line eggs. This right here is baby chick. Baby chick. Let's go, Cat Dole. Thank you for calling. I'm trying to reach Warren, the manager. Is he here? Hold for me one second, please. This is Warren. Thank you for calling him to help you. Are you the manager there? Yes, sir. Your name Warren? Yes, sir. This is Warren. Okay, I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all, And I'm actually calling you first to let you know that I'm

getting ready to file a lawsuit on the whole grocery store for what that happened to me.

Sir, Tom, let me get, hold on a second. Sir, let me do this. Let me, let me, let me,

what did you say your name was? My name is Evans. Evans is my name. So Evans is your last name. Let me write this down. And you came in my store. Did you have an accident in my store or something? I'm not exactly sure what you're calling about. I ain't had no accident. What happened was, I came in there yesterday, and I bought a bunch of groceries and I bought a carton of eggs.

Right.

Now when I got home, I was checking to make sure the eggs didn't break on the way home.

When I got home, it was a baby chick inside the egg carton, man.

One of the eggs had it had hatched and got my kids traumatized.

Now, they only want to eat breakfast or

nothing around here because there's a baby chick inside the carted eggs that don't make no

this man sir um i don't mean to uh let me so you tell me there was a chicken a baby chicken

actual chicken in the eggs there's a baby chick inside the cart and of eggs, man. And you've got my kids traumatized, man. Don't know about that. Okay, sir. If you just come down on a round here, it'll be cur. If you just calm down for one second, listen. Put that chick down. What I told y'all, put that chicken down in there. Put it down. It might have right be.

Say, what, there?

I don't even think that that's possible, first of all.

If you had any idea how this thing comes from the farm to the store,

it is, they go over these eggs a countless number times.

And the temperature in the freezer, first of all,

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