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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a man who married and divorced his wife multiple times to get more paid vacation time at work, five hit men jailed after each hired the other, a man accused of tossing used coffee cups into a yard for three years, a couple who accidentally defaced a $500k painting and how the Suez Canal blockage caused a garden gnome shortage! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Babs Brandy and Tess here, reminding you about our comedy podcast,
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0:40.5	Kirti, I think I'm going to start this one off if you don't mind.
0:43.8	Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? It's like a vacation for me.
0:47.0	Yeah, you get to just inhale.
0:49.1	You get to inhale and say bananas. It's going to be great.
0:52.2	Here we go. Taiwanese man, Mary's woman, four times,
0:56.2	divorces her three times just to enjoy 32 days of paid vacation.
1:00.8	I'm excited about this one, because you know why?
1:06.7	Because that's definitely bananas.
1:35.4	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas.
1:38.0	I am your host, Kirti B.
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