All right, we're going

Hey, everybody welcome into wet jeans before we start this episode

as you may know there was an incident and

I'm just gonna address it with one quick statement and we'll move on and never talk about it again

I felt like I owed it to the people

we actually recorded yesterday and

We had to shelf it because it was to it was gonna cause me problems. So let's just mind if I read this

Okay

Okay

Last week I traveled across the country to attend a wedding a day before the wedding

I was in the outdated country clubs hotel bar enjoying some drinks with family that I don't get the see-offed in

After being overserved by the snobby bar tender

I called it a night and I was heading back to my bug-infested hotel room on my way to the room

I drunkenly picked up a plant which resulted in the flower pot falling and breaking

This is 99% my fault and I hold myself accountable for these actions

The other 1% is the bartender that was over serving me

I want to note that I did go down to the lobby and apologize to the staff

I offered to pay for the flower pot that they eventually charged me $580 for

After the flower pot broke a security guard over reacted to the situation and decided to run at me in full speed

In that moment, I honestly thought I was about to be raped due to the nature of this two-star country club

Stuck up elitist probably racist hate Jews etc

My fight or fight instinct kicked in and I ran to my hotel room and went to bed

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