Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On today's big show, Young

Yogi, Fake Jokes, and Bangkok. You'll hear that coming up right after this.

Come. Come, the lady, to mine bed, we go, and very sweet pleasures we shall know.

Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb,

I beseech thee give a trim. meets thy limb, thy limb,

beseach thee give a trim,

for thy bush doth overflow.

Mlady doth have a 70s muff.

A 14 70s muff.

14 70s muff.

H. Zounds, it's pretty clear. Sounds it as prickly as a Christmas wreath.

Think it might hide some baby birds beneath.

Pray.

Shave it off to make a coat.

There are furballs down mine throat,

Shorten curlies twixt my teeth.

I sayeth not, thy is her suit.

But it looketh like thou hast buckwheat in a leg lock.

Mm-hmm. But soft, what hair through yonder girdle grows to be or not to be put in corn rose?

Ewows. Ew it is beastly and unruly,

and it smelleth of patulee,

and that offends my nose.

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