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Rocks.

My name is Leonard Lumpkin.

Some say that I'm a geek.

I've got a lot of pimples and braces on my teeth.

I still live with my mother.

She gives me lots of hugs, but I'd rather have a girlfriend with a bouncy set of jugs.

Because I've never been late.

I try to talk to girls, but I'm afraid.

I've seen every Star Trek movie ever made.

But I've never been laid

No, he's never been laid

My pants are polyester

And all my shirts are plaid

I'm always constipated

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